AI startup tribunal

Your startup idea is now in session.

Submit the pitch. Receive a ruthless, funny, and specific ruling before your group chat has the chance to be polite.

No credit card. No fake encouragement. Just a ruling.

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Court notice

Evidence may include ambition, buzzwords, and suspicious TAM math.

The court's promises

Specific

The ruling responds to your actual idea—not a startup horoscope.

Fast

Go from pitch to quotable judgment without scheduling a feedback call.

Honest

No invented experts, fabricated reviews, or guaranteed business outcomes.

Court procedure

Three steps. One legally questionable reality check.

Startup Court turns an early pitch into feedback you can react to, debate, and share—without pretending an algorithm is a venture fund.

01

State the idea

Put your startup concept on the record in 280 characters. Clear enough for a pitch, short enough to prevent a manifesto.

02

Receive the ruling

The court returns a verdict, a score out of 100, and pointed findings tailored to what you actually submitted.

03

Share the evidence

Copy the complete case file—including the quotable one-liner—and send it to your cofounder, group chat, or pitch team.

Sample case file

“A marketplace for renting houseplants to people who want better Zoom backgrounds.”

Possible verdict

NICE TRY

Each decision includes a verdict, score, concise findings, and a screenshot-worthy line. Actual results vary with the evidence.

Important disclaimer

A sharper prompt for discussion—not investment advice.

Court fees

Put one idea on trial—or open the docket.

Start with a free ruling. Upgrade when idea testing becomes a habit.

Visitor's pass

Free

$0

For founders with one idea and sufficient emotional resilience.

  • 3 verdicts each day
  • Verdict and score
  • Shareable case copy
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Full docket

Pro counsel

Pro

$12 / month

For builders, studios, and teams that keep a crowded idea docket.

Unlimited verdicts
Complete case history
Longer findings
Priority deliberation
Exportable case files
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Questions from counsel

Before you approach the bench.

The court is ready

Stop pitching the mirror. Get a ruling.

Bring the idea you cannot stop explaining. Startup Court will put it on the record.

Submit your first case